imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.
Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.
(via thevirtualplaza)@11 hours ago with 264521 notes
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.
(via zombiesailor)@12 hours ago with 315447 notes
@12 hours ago with 48891 notes
i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami
sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!
sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving
(via z0mbie-pirate)@12 hours ago with 330932 notes
the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah
(via z0mbie-pirate)@1 hour ago with 477957 notes