May 2013
rodneykong:
ghostgif:
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
“tell the class a little about yourself”
primadonnas:
SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”
if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too
poopflow:
glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts
morrissarty:
cheeky-jackharries:
avatar-rokuu:
veryscarytwist:
how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS
AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS
AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS
what
really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
bennyslegs:
unfollowing someone who you thought was cool but turned out to be a massive cunt over time
ignitionremix:
every little boy that has gone up to some girl that they don’t know and said “my friend wants to go out with you” and then laughed about it to their friends like they just said the funniest joke in the world needs to go to hell
