bill:

the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”

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foodchewer:

how do people do backflips and shit like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

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petite-fitnessguru:

130sideproject:

randy-gets-swole:

Whoa.

Lololol at people who think pole dancing doesn’t require skill

I love how the girl in the back is like “oh hellll no I can’t do that”

petite-fitnessguru:

130sideproject:

randy-gets-swole:

Whoa.

Lololol at people who think pole dancing doesn’t require skill

I love how the girl in the back is like “oh hellll no I can’t do that”

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sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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St Vincent

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alternativepurple:

⚜ Princesse Pudding ⚜
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@15 hours ago with 5524 notes

bunsen:

when u make a joke only u and ur friend get

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person:you look dead
me:thanks
@15 hours ago with 38272 notes

cudl:

monstror:

reidsass:

friendly reminder to not be rude to picky eaters or make fun of them because some picky eaters are very insecure about being picky eaters and do not actually like being picky eaters!! and chances are theyre picky eaters for a reason!! which is important to them!! so please do not call them out or be rude about it!!

Who the heck cares

people with eating disorders and allergies and health problems and anxiety and autism care

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byrongraffiti:

theperksofbeinga-cunt:

Omfgggggg

I hate this website

byrongraffiti:

theperksofbeinga-cunt:

Omfgggggg

I hate this website

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